“Cats are hairy little dictators.”
“I’ve been doing impersonations of Bane from ‘Dark Knight Rises’ and I think I sound closer to a muffled Mr. Belvedere.”
-Brooks Terry via Facebook
“The bird outside my window was totally tweeting the intro beats to brass monkey this morning.”
“Just watched an otherwise sane looking woman try to use a Gameboy Color as a phone.”
“I’m gonna make a perfume called True Desire and it’ll smell like waffles.”
If the TV show “Community” was a hill, I would roll down it until Jesus exploded into a million stars and swordfish.
“With the humidity and the bugs out, I’m surprised I didn’t end my bike ride looking like an Everything Bagel.”
-Joey Egly on Facebook
